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Hey every buddy, what's going on? It's Valentine's Day tomorrow on my goodness it seems likely your has just thrown by… Did you know that my sister told me that there are three different kinds of people. Number one the people who don't have valentines and super sad, The second kind, Who has the Valentines and wishes that they didn't so it's super awkward… and of the third kind, these are the people who try to pretend that Valentine's Day doesn't exist and then figure out that that's impossible with the other two kinds of people running around. I don't know exactly which kind I am but since I didn't get a valentine this year… I know sad right… Actually I don't really know if I care but if it's a big deal to you then right on! Of course it would've been nice to get one from that special someone but, was like a one in 1 million chance I wasn't really expecting that.well I decided to finish my story, Because I just sort of left you guys all off in the middle. I just thought that it was turning out to be superlong and I was really tired and there was ice cream in the fridge and pretzels in the cupboard. Until he was done writing ha ha Ha. So anyway where did I leave off and I were walking down the street we saw the two guys was just super awkward. Oh my goodness I can't even believe how awkward it is!! Exclamation point! Exclamation point! But even saying that. It wouldn't have been even half as awkward if the second thing had not happened… And this one wasn't even my fault! We were walking down the street with her dogs again to get a snow cone from this place that we love and I didn't have on my shoes,,, reason being I had blisters on the back of my feet because they were brand-new and I'm not that good at not wearing brand-new shoes so I've been wearing them for a couple days and you know how you have to break and shoes, well the shoes were not doing that good at that instead they just give me ginormous blisters! And so Artemis was holding my shoes… And also my dog I don't remember exactly why this was but I think that we were switching since her dog is lighter than mine and my dog can see drag you down the street instead of letting you walk it. And so she was doing this we were passing by… The death street. You know which one I'm talking about right, good because I'm not going to repeat that entire story of humiliation!  Just letting you know if there'll whole bunch of spelling errors that I am sorry because I am using the voice button… Because I didn't want to type it I am not a very fast Taiper and it would've taken me forever and so I figured that if I just talk and it gets most of the words right and you guys will be smart enough to figure it out by yourselves. If you are not then maybe you should spend more time doing your homework and rest time looking at us. Sorry about that. So anyway walking on the street and you look down I say… "Artemis"? she says "yeah"  "do you remember that Time when we down there yada yada yada… Then we started laughing thought she was the last one laughing because I looked over and saw the glint in her eye that is not very good to see in any of your friends eyes. If you know what I'm talking about it's the glint the beginning there I just before you they tell your crush that you like them. Or just before they do something that is going to cause you severe humiliation. This was the second one. She was holding both my shoes and my dog and I looked over and said "don't you dare!"… Well she dared to see it bluntly. One second I'm standing there laughing with her about how humiliating it was the walk on that street in the next thing I know she has my dog and my shoes and books it down the street leaving me there stranded with no dogs and no shoes while she runs over and stands in front of their house. I did not know what she was doing I was completely innocent you see you. So I just kind of sat there, absolutely no clue what I was supposed to do. Plus my feet were getting hot at this point I think. So I had this brilliant idea that if they crawled through the bushes on the side of the road then no one would be able to see me. Because nothing is less conspicuous think rolling through someone's bushes. Instead of just walking down the street… Yep I am a very smart person sometimes as you can tell. And so she standing there in front of their house talking to her foot on the ground and waving my dogs collar around in the air and I am crawling to do the bushes… Seriously like Army crawling through the bushes. I think actually that might not be entirely true, but I was pretty low and there was a bush. And I didn't want to be seen so I'm just going to the army crawling is exactly what I was doing I am in sure I just know that if anyone had looked at my face they might have thought it was a stoplight. It was so red it was I was seriously about to blow up oh my goodness! Yes she gotin very big trouble after this! By me! I think she might've gotten hit! Really hard! And so are you encroaching a bear waving her over with my finger and she's standing therehelping her foot on the ground and shaking her head. And I thought oh my goodness of all the look why does she have to do this to me that was seriously the thought that was going to my head at that moment and then it got even worse. Is it things in the world just decided that that day was going to be my unlucky day and all of the forces combined to make it so at that moment I looked over at the house… Remember the house yes that house you know the one I'm talking about! and the door swings wide-open and to to voices screaming from inside, "What the heck"!! And at that moment my life is officially over… I stood up my dog from Diana and my shoes walked on the street refused to speak to her for a while, and realizing that at that moment I might just have been the most stupidest human being on the entire planet! Is that correct is that correct grammar… Stupidest? actually I don't think so but you know what I well. So that's about the end of the story, besides calling to scrape some stockers all year which was not that fun… You know I heard the ever speak to him… Moral of the story don't walk in front of your gay friends houses because they will think that you were creepy and even if it was a complete accident… And even if you are completely innocent!!! The probability of them believing you was not that high… And so learn from my awkward experiences. You decided to do another favorite trail past. This favorite is Jamba Juice ! If you have not tried Jamba Juice it is amazing! I love the fruits and veggies :-) it is so good… Except for I also love the little cinnamon roll twist thing I don't know what it's called I think it's some kind of pretzel but next time you go there you absolutely have to try it is delicious it's like he doesn't really taste that much like cinnamon but it's an awesome soft pretzel and a melts and your mouth.  Strange my little speaking  thing that I have on my phone just turned that into John the juice. Never tried talking into this thing and you'll realize how I don't know should be impressed that it's getting most of the words that I'm saying but if it doesn't know what Jamba Juice actually is! Well I hope that you guys all have a good day and I hope that your switch SKU away on a romantic Valentines dinner where are you from the sky on a magic carpet and then sing songs in the middle of the forest wild birds letter around your head! Actually that would be kind of annoying,, yeah it would be actually now that I think about it! Well you guys have a really good day! See you later bye