So, this is my first post ever. Don’t judge me, I write a lot, but it’s usually for my own amusement, and I guess that I’ll have to wait and see if I’m really funny, or just convince myself that I am. Just telling you right now, I would probably have to classify myself as a hopeless romantic. My days usually consist of writing poetry, watching Hallmark movies, talking about boys, and waiting for Prince Charming…. the whole shabang. So if you're going to be thrown off by all of that mushy stuff, then you may want to stop reading now. I also love people, I think that they are probably the funniest things ever to stand on the face of the earth. Except for Giraffes when they do neck fights. I mean, have you seen that, it’s hilarious! We watched a video in Science, and I was laughing so hard!
So Anyway, back to humans. I think that humans are hilarious. It’s like, have you seen all the things that we have done? Not only have we managed to come up with Sid the Sloth, Tow Mater the Pick Up Truck, and Mike Wazowski, but we have managed to bring to life Iron Man, and Star Lord (special thank you to Chris Pratt) and basically every She’s the Man character ever. Which everyone has to admit is the best movie in the world, (special thanks to Paul, Unice, and Monique, because even though they are not the main characters, they are the funniest people in the movie). Now if that doesn’t show how funny humans are, then I do not know what does, unless it’s Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson.
Even though humans can be hilarious, sometimes as Pinterest says, dealing with some humans is like trying to nail jello to the wall. Or as…. Pinterest says again, Some people just need a High five, in the face, with a chair. And you know what, I am going to talk about both people on this blog, because I feel like you can’t have the good without the bad, and you can’t have the bad without the good, because if that were the case, this would be a very sad world indeed. Just imagine modern movies, without any of the Characters that I listed above.
And since all of the people that I socialize with are the ones that I have stories about, I will be talking about them…. mostly…. a few comments about amazing people that I have not in fact, ever met might slip in there somewhere. I might not use their real name, but I can assure you that the probability of hearing embarrassing stories from my own life is relatively high. Like the time I fell off a chair during Choir class, while standing up, in front of everyone, and the time my friend stole my shoes and stood in front of a guys house for about five minutes until I would come up and get them from her and…. more on that later. I just hope that you really enjoy reading this, and I am very excited to get started!
See you later- The Author
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