Black Widow

so... just a question for everyone out there who is an Avenger's fan, as you have probably gathered that I am, unless you are blind, and also slightly deaf, when does Black Widow get her own movie?!!!! Like seriously Marvel, here I am, waiting patiently, and the only things you give me, are a bunch of messed up memories from a "Ballerina Asassins" ( yes, I know I spelled that wrong) school! I mean, what is up with that? HAVE YOU JUST DECIDED TO GIVE UP, THAT THE CHARACTER IS TO CONFUSING TO COME UP WITH A BACK STORY FOR?

Well to bad, because I haven't.
*Insert clearing throat noises here* "How Black Widow became the super ninja, master of amazingness, boss woman of awsomeness that we know her to be," By: Me

Once Upon a Time (Don't judge me, alright?) There was a little girl named Natasha Romanov, known to some as Scarlett... She had red hair, and yes, it was completely natural, she did not dye it you not real fans you! One day, she went to the hospital with her father, who was checking on her mother, who was pregnant with her little brother, (Which ends up being Hulk, in case you were wondering, because they can not end up together! She is perfect for Cap! Perfect!!!!! They must end up together, this is non changeable! To bad, so sad, move on, Hulk Widow fans!) Anyway, she was walking through the hospital when she looked around, and her father was not there, while searching for him, she accidentaly (spelled that wrong too) got curious, went somewhere she wasn't supposed to, and started a fire, she got out, and spent a long time regretting that day.
She decided to do something with her life, and training for an assasin ballerina school was her choice, because that old lady who is with her in the second Avenger's movie, for now, lets call her... Daloris... kidnapped her, and took her there, she was trained in the assasin ballerina school, but she always longed for something more. Soon, she was awesome, though scary, and she was sent on a mission to assasinate the Govener of Budapest, but Halk eye met her there, and while she was fighting, and basically just doing everything, he shot arrows, and blew stuff up, and thought about his wife, and how she should have a friend, he offered Black Widow a chance to get away, and go with him to somewhere Daloris, head of the Assasin Balerina school couldn't find her, and so she went.
She met Captain America, she liked him, but he decided for no reason whatsoever that he didn't like her, (WHY!!!!!) and so later on, Hulk was like, Natasha, I am your Brother... and Cap was like, JK, my love is strong with you, so they got married, and their kids (Chris Evans,( named after his father), Chris Hemsworth, (named after his fathers friend), and twins, Chris Pratt, and Chris Pine (Really original, I know)) were totally boss, and broke the hotness scale. And they all lived happily ever after! The End

So, that wasn't to bad right? HAHAHAHA, It all makes so much more sense now! Anyway, see you all later!
The Author